Another time we were playing AD&D (2nd edition) and the characters were summoned before the infamous Lord of the North (whom the PCs had heard a lot about but had never met, he was a serious badass in our world’s meta-geopolitical game).
So as the Lord of the North is basically acknowledging that the PCs could be somewhat useful to him, our ranger decides to get lippy with him:
Ranger: “Screw off you over-important prick, we will not work for you.”
Lord: “YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SHOW YOUR RESPECT, MORTAL.”
Ranger: “Bite me.”
Lord: “DIE” ::casts Power Word: Kill::
Ranger: ::fails save, dies::
Rest of the group: “What the fuck were you thinking, Ranger?!”
Ranger: “Well, I didn’t think he was going to kill me! And besides I might have made my save…”
(submitted by Vindaloo via MeFi)
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